all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made
I can get this ridiculous thing screened at an actual hollywood film festival if it keeps getting views so please watch this thing
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
I CNAT FUCKING BRETAHE IT LOOKS LIKE EITHER KRISTOFF IS GETTING THE BEST DAMN BLOWJOB FROM ANNA OR HE JUST PASSIONATELY SHOT OFF A TROLL BABY WITH HIS PECTORALS OMFG HALP
actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
This would make the movie worth watching
these are actual, genuine macklemore lyrics
The 75th Hunger Games, also known as the third Quarter Quell, was the final Hunger Games ever held in Panem. Since this was a Quarter Quell, an extra twist was introduced.
#NO BUT#YOU DON’T REALIZE #IF I WERE HEAD GAMEMAKER I’D DO DINOSAURS EVERY YEAR #like everyone would be like ‘well they did dinosaurs last year so SURELY’ #and then BAM dinosaurs #and then the year after that i’d assure everyone in all my interviews that this year we wouldn’t do any dinosaurs #and then - right at the end - DINOSAURS #the next year i’d make all the tributes take care of baby dinosaurs while in the arena #like the baby had to live through the games with you or you’d lose #but then it would grow into an adult dinosaur all at once and they’d have to ride a raptor around for the rest of the games #very important very very important to me #everything is dinosaurs [x]
#373 I want Legolas to finger me, then put his whole hand inside me, then his other hand then both his arms and then his head and his shoulders and his body then his legs and feet and I want him to live inside me and control me. I am Legolas.